Music industry executives will have to live on the streets!
These poor people. If someone would finally create a food-shelter for them that I could donate to…
From this article titled “US album sales drop 4.9% in 2006″ at the BBC:
Album sales in the United States - on CD and through legal downloads - fell by 4.9% in 2006, according to research company Nielsen Soundscan.
The most interesting part comes right after that, though:
But the growth of digital music, especially the purchasing of individual songs, meant music sales rose by 19.4% overall, compared to the previous year.
Digital single-track sales were up by two-thirds, while twice as many digital albums were sold as in 2005.
What editor was out of his mind enough that he tried to depict this news message in a negative light? Idiot!
I understand him, though, because the article’s original ending (which has since been deleted by the BBC) was:
However, one anonymous music industry executive, while being interviewed at the local soup kitchen, told us: “if the piracy trend continues, and you don’t pay my $200,000 bonus, terrorists are going to come flying from space and then music will vanish forever“


